:: LMFAO Moment ::

OK.. so seems sum1 let the cat outta the bag.. lets jus say it [a man] came across a link that states that women who practice fellatio.. well read it for yurself... click here Guy's went bonkers.. RT'in it on Twitter.. ladies too.. it was hilarious.

Then I asked myself c'mon do guys really need more reasons for getting that Becky? Nope, but thank U Doctor Whoever U are!!

I then searched more on the subject and with sum help remembered that its also a wrinkle minimizer.. wow..are U serious! Check it out I aint lyin see
click here
I was thinkin that was the winner right there.. cause ladies we vain as hell! No one wants to get older!! Especially us!!


Searches more... on beauty treatments.. finds "Geisha Facial" reads.. main ingredient Nightingale Feces .. YES u read that correctly basically BIRD SHIT.. can clear up yur face.. want one.. go to Shizuka New York Day Spa offers the 50-minute Geisha Facial for $180 www.shizukany.com


Continues reading.. "Viagra for Hair" ummm interesting.. main ingredient.. Bull Spunk.. I swear VAIN takes sum of us to sum other levels that is for sure.. I guess BULL SPERM when mixed wit sum plants creates sum protein rich concoction that is fabulous for yur hair.. Ladies and Gentleman if interested visit Hari’s in London www.harissalon.com
U kno U want to!! lmao

Being VAIN and wanting to find that "CURE/FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH" is getting extreme! Makes that OH LAWWD FACE!! Yea that face.. BEAUTY gets wilder by the day!