::Things that make ME smile or laugh::

Their are always some things that happen to brighten up my day
regardless of the way I am feeling. So I have taken it upon
myself to share in case YOU are ever in need of smiles yourself!
YOU may or may not have seen these videos, but enjoy. I always do!!

Bulldog puppies



Baby Laughs



Baby "MEAN MUGGS"



Kids who say "Kick His Ask"



"Blood is not Funny!"



Kids Falling Spanish Style



Kids scared of falling (even the lady next to him can't stop laughing)



People getting scared and the reactions

It seems Brothers HIT when scared..so fair warning!!



Guy getting scared playin video games


I am sure I can find more but for now these will have to do.. :D

::Football for Girls?::

Ok so yes I happen to be a huge Football Fan.. that is AMERICAN FOOTBALL where you toss a PIG SKIN with laces (yay).. Oh and YES I am a GIRL!!

Some of you men might think this sport is too complicated for women and we might not like it because it is a "GUY THING" well you're WRONG!!

I like it just as much as the "NEXT GUY" lol.

Yes, I do believe there are some women out there that just do not like the SPORT and no matter how many times you force her to sit there and try to learn the dynamics of the game it is just never gonna happen for you or her... just let her stay in the kitchen making those wonderful NACHOS and PIGS IN A BLANKET that she makes every time you and the BOYS get together to watch the game (and I am not being SEXIST here). Or it could be that she thinks of it as a time of escape and she goes out shoppin for 4 hours until the game is over (probably) but that ain't me!!

Whatever girl you choose a NON-FOOTBALL LOVER or a FOOTBALL LOVER make the right choice because you will know the first time you ever watch a game together whether she is or isn't a FAN!

If you would like to know before you watch a game together ask a few questions like:

1. Do you have a favorite football team?
* If she answers correctly Ex: Yes, I am a Tennessee Titan Fan (thumbs up) They do have to know both the Team Name and City.. to qualify as a Fan!

But if the answer is something like "Yeah, I like the team with the HORSESHOES on their helmets" Or "Yeah the ones with the STARS from Texas those are the ones!" Then you can proceed with giving her one more opportunity but honestly if she has no team it doesn't look good! But everyone deserves a second chance so ask..

2. Who is your favorite player?
* If she answers correctly with Ex: Yes, Jevon Kearse #90 DE then U may have yourself a FAN boys!

But if the answer is "Well I don't know I think his name is TONY MONTANA!"
U obviously got yourself a DUD! Let's not even ask about position played as to not confuse the poor girl with any more with significant football questions.. NEEEXXXXXTT!

If the responses above are anything similar to responses yur girl has given U when asked about football then...Basically U have a girl that might look good in a Football Jersey but will never know "THE GAME"

And the fact is U are definitely dealing with a girl who is not a football fan! At this point she could literally JINX the game with her stupidity and lack of knowledge... there for needs to keep a safe distance from the TV and Football watching area... and no matter how beautiful you think she is....and the fact that U think she could pick up if she just watched the game with U... is crazy!! She is to keep her distance from this GLORIOUS SPORT and please do not proceed with tryin to teach her anything having to do with FOOTBALL!

SO the answer to the question above is YES football is for GIRLS... but NOT all GIRLS because we are a SELECT FEW!! And a secret society!! hahaha Enjoy!!

::Tis the Season for Football::

These are only a few of the RULES!


1. Know your PLAYERS!

Example:



*Knowing them this well = FOOTBALL VISIONARY!

2. NO EXCUSE for ABSENCE during FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT!




3. When it is all about FOOTBALL (THE MANNINGS)



4. When YOU know you picked the right WOMAN for FOOTBALL Season!



5. KNOW your FANTASY DRAFT picks. (duh!)



6. SECOND GUESSING your choice in a FOOTBALL LOVING GIRLFRIEND?
*Does liking a different TEAM really make a difference? Compromise!



7. Always be ready for FOOTBALL! It comes at U quick!



8. YOU know YOU ARE a Football lover when you just can't wait to hear this sound again.

::Twitter Follow Rulz::

"Ok I am just gonna tweet this once"


This is for my Tweeple U know who U R

::I will NOT follow back if::

1. U tweet nothing but "GAIN MORE FOLLOWERS HERE"! (I don't need links to get followers I got my twitfam and they back me up) NEEEXXT!

2. If U Tweet in a lingo I don't understand (pointless) EX: click here

3. If I look at yur TWITPIC and U look like a Serial Killer (not gonna happen)

4. If U are brandishing any kind of weapon and U are not in any type of uniform Ex: SOLDIER or COP (nope, nope, nope)

5. If I look at yur Twitpage and U have no tweets EVER.. (another pointless follow)

6. If I look at yur Twitpage and U just don't seem interesting enough to follow. (sorry)

7. If Yur Twitbio has the word "marketing" in it!! or U tweet 50 times a day with this-->ex: WWW.MYGOLDENLINK.COM advertise your website to gain more profit and increase sales online (Why follow U if all U tweet is Yur Marketing Links??)

8. If U have 2 tweets and both of them say .. "Click the link must be 18 years or older" or "if U would like to see more pics please click the link" (ummmm NO not gonna happen BOOYAH!! ~BLOCKED!!)

9. If U do not Tweet at least once in a week.. (Unfollowed) Cause I am here for people that have something to say and obviously U don't!

10. If U have been on Twitter for more than 2 wks and U still have NO Twitpic.. What are U tryin to hide? U ain't got ONE good pic of U or what? *SMH*

11. I have a 1000 tweet minimum and before I even consider followin u .. cause obviously U don't tweet enuff for me..

12. My "Follow Me Application" Reads: Twitaddiction Required!! If u don't qualify then I dont follow simple right? U might have to wait til U meet the qualification on #11 ;)

13. If U have pics of yur nasty bits as a twitpic.. ewwwww.. believe me NO ONE wants to see that!! I will then take the opportunity and NEXXT yur ass like on the show.. I might even use my "BLOCKING" skills.. ;)

14. If I notice U are one of the #sensitivefollowers I don't follow..

15. If U are followin me expecting a follow back.. pls don't.. If U want to be noticed tweet me and I just might follow U back based on the fact yur trynna stand out from the rest... :D Standing out is good.. but U have to meet both #11 and #12.