::Football for Girls?::

Ok so yes I happen to be a huge Football Fan.. that is AMERICAN FOOTBALL where you toss a PIG SKIN with laces (yay).. Oh and YES I am a GIRL!!

Some of you men might think this sport is too complicated for women and we might not like it because it is a "GUY THING" well you're WRONG!!

I like it just as much as the "NEXT GUY" lol.

Yes, I do believe there are some women out there that just do not like the SPORT and no matter how many times you force her to sit there and try to learn the dynamics of the game it is just never gonna happen for you or her... just let her stay in the kitchen making those wonderful NACHOS and PIGS IN A BLANKET that she makes every time you and the BOYS get together to watch the game (and I am not being SEXIST here). Or it could be that she thinks of it as a time of escape and she goes out shoppin for 4 hours until the game is over (probably) but that ain't me!!

Whatever girl you choose a NON-FOOTBALL LOVER or a FOOTBALL LOVER make the right choice because you will know the first time you ever watch a game together whether she is or isn't a FAN!

If you would like to know before you watch a game together ask a few questions like:

1. Do you have a favorite football team?
* If she answers correctly Ex: Yes, I am a Tennessee Titan Fan (thumbs up) They do have to know both the Team Name and City.. to qualify as a Fan!

But if the answer is something like "Yeah, I like the team with the HORSESHOES on their helmets" Or "Yeah the ones with the STARS from Texas those are the ones!" Then you can proceed with giving her one more opportunity but honestly if she has no team it doesn't look good! But everyone deserves a second chance so ask..

2. Who is your favorite player?
* If she answers correctly with Ex: Yes, Jevon Kearse #90 DE then U may have yourself a FAN boys!

But if the answer is "Well I don't know I think his name is TONY MONTANA!"
U obviously got yourself a DUD! Let's not even ask about position played as to not confuse the poor girl with any more with significant football questions.. NEEEXXXXXTT!

If the responses above are anything similar to responses yur girl has given U when asked about football then...Basically U have a girl that might look good in a Football Jersey but will never know "THE GAME"

And the fact is U are definitely dealing with a girl who is not a football fan! At this point she could literally JINX the game with her stupidity and lack of knowledge... there for needs to keep a safe distance from the TV and Football watching area... and no matter how beautiful you think she is....and the fact that U think she could pick up if she just watched the game with U... is crazy!! She is to keep her distance from this GLORIOUS SPORT and please do not proceed with tryin to teach her anything having to do with FOOTBALL!

SO the answer to the question above is YES football is for GIRLS... but NOT all GIRLS because we are a SELECT FEW!! And a secret society!! hahaha Enjoy!!